punkbeds:

yahoo think about what you’re doing before you buy tumblr and encounter these people

fuckingrecipes:

LISTEN UP ALL YOU PANSY MOTHERFUCKING TEA DRINKERS. TEA IS A FINE-ASS LADY, AND DESERVED TO BE FUCKED GENTLY AND SLOWLY, NOT FUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION.

YOU FUCKING MICROWAVE YOUR WATER? BULLSHIT.

SHITTY TEABAG USER? DOUBLE BULLSHIT.

BEFORE YOU…

sofapizza:

sherlynomates:

gingerhaze:

what have I done

 Not sorry at all

brother, put thine hands up!

keep-calm-stay-healthy:

dreamwurks:

hacheload:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 

We need 5,000,000 signatures

i know there’s enough bloggers out there

hell sign twice using different emails.

-signs with yahoo email-

sofapizza:

insanelygaming:Dorkly

let’s jump around all nimbly-bimbly!

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS

(Source: iseeavoice)

Sorry for not posting packing hath taken over my life

theogonic-symphonic-tragedy:

Wish stupid suburbs around here were like that :-\

officialdogblog:

[x]

Fuck you hooman I do what I want

(Source: foryoubae)

avians:

in case you were wondering

• itching
• lesbian / lezzie
• hooters (hooter is ok)
• lmfao (lmao is ok)
• myspace
• naked
• piss (pissed is ok, urine is ok)
• mate (gets changed to fish)
• queer
• shlong
• suck
• tampon
• testicle
• tit/tits (titties is ok)
• vagina

extra: these words are allowed

• anal
• beastiality
• cock
• crystal meth
• LSD
• narcotics
• opium

drugs are OK, dont be a lesbian

Lmao

treatherlikeroyaltymycroft:

This. This is why we don’t have children yet lol

(Source: blogtard)

We got the apartment :)

That we find out about the apartment today